What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 01:09
So they tried
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the more common way to say "you're welcome" in French: “De rien” or “Pas de problème”?
Just Forget it!
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No, not a chance
Is it okay for my husband to help other ladies without telling me?
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Is there an MBTI personality that is more or less likely to handle stress?
Loons and Moons
Next, they tried...
Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How short is too short for a skirt?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
What were some of the unforgettable incidents from your school life?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Then came..
Still no good
In your humble opinion, why does the narcissist mistake kindness for weakness in some people?
Unacceptable again!
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
What are some best sources of great porn?
Freaks and Cheeks
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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What is the story of how you met your spouse?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Which is better, a naked picture of some one you know or porn videos?
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...